Thursday, December 29, 2011
Character Contests
I have recently stumbled upon a website where character customization is a cinch (once you get used to the interface.) I will most likely host contests for making specific characters from various things. So go... http://www.heromachine.com/heromachine-3-lab/ !!!
Thursday, December 22, 2011
The Art Drawer
Hey hey hey! It is CB here, speaking for both CB and RK! We are the authors of the world-read blog The Art Drawer, and we just wanted to share a way to get there with some of our readers! The Art Drawer has lots of fun random stuff, but you can learn more by watching this commercial (also, please enjoy the background music that I made!). . .
. . . or by clicking HERE! (link: www.theartdrawer.blogspot.com)
Thank you very much for watching and/or reading our blogs, and we hope that you enjoy both Not Applicable, AND The Art Drawer! Check back to both blogs soon for more videos and posts!
Random + Writing,
CB
. . . or by clicking HERE! (link: www.theartdrawer.blogspot.com)
Thank you very much for watching and/or reading our blogs, and we hope that you enjoy both Not Applicable, AND The Art Drawer! Check back to both blogs soon for more videos and posts!
Random + Writing,
CB
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Friday, November 25, 2011
Saturday, November 12, 2011
CB Asks: In relation to King Tut, who was Akhenaton? ANSWERS!
One vote said that he was his grandfather. Incorrect! The right answer what his father.
King Akhenaton ruled Egypt unfairly. He wanted the people to only worship the god Aton. Born Amenhotep, King Akhenaton almost succeeded. He had moved the capital of Egypt from Thebes, a city well associated with Amun, to a new city called Amarna that Akhenaton had built, which was then associated with Aton. The priests of Amun and other gods were growing rebellious, and decided they would not heed Akhenaton's rules and warnings. Soon, Akhenaton had lost control of Egypt. When Akhenaton was put out of power, his successorwas Neferneferuaten, and later, his son, a very well known pharaoh today, King Tutankhamun, who restored the normal way of worship to the New Kingdom of Egypt.
History Lesson - Dismissed.
~CB
King Akhenaton ruled Egypt unfairly. He wanted the people to only worship the god Aton. Born Amenhotep, King Akhenaton almost succeeded. He had moved the capital of Egypt from Thebes, a city well associated with Amun, to a new city called Amarna that Akhenaton had built, which was then associated with Aton. The priests of Amun and other gods were growing rebellious, and decided they would not heed Akhenaton's rules and warnings. Soon, Akhenaton had lost control of Egypt. When Akhenaton was put out of power, his successorwas Neferneferuaten, and later, his son, a very well known pharaoh today, King Tutankhamun, who restored the normal way of worship to the New Kingdom of Egypt.
History Lesson - Dismissed.
~CB
Friday, November 11, 2011
Please...........
King of Random......I am begging for the creators thingy......I want to make a poll.
TIS IMPORTANT
-the Doctor
p.s. ITS TUESDAY YOU FAT NASTY TRASH
TIS IMPORTANT
-the Doctor
p.s. ITS TUESDAY YOU FAT NASTY TRASH
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
No Reason
22!+(2.454545•23000000)•50% of 2000000000•[1.1+555(-6555555)]=?
First correct answer is greatly amazing!!! This equation is completely easy/solveabe.
First correct answer is greatly amazing!!! This equation is completely easy/solveabe.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Pizza
I have had a request to write a poem about pizza making someone barf. Interesting, but not unreasonable.
And, of course, this belongs to Not Applicable.
Pizza
'Tis a greasy blob of scum,
Smothered in sauce and drowned in cheese.
Indeed, it upsets my tum,
Grossing me out from my head to my knees.
'Twas not as bad as peanuts, no,
Though pizza is my downfall.
My insides writhe from head to toe,
Yes, pizza is the worst of them all.
A bucket of sauce, and a gallon of cheese,
All baked together in a calorie-rich crust.
Lots of salt, tons of fat, and don't forget the grease!
The poor little children eating it, is that really just?
And, of course, this belongs to Not Applicable.
Pizza
'Tis a greasy blob of scum,
Smothered in sauce and drowned in cheese.
Indeed, it upsets my tum,
Grossing me out from my head to my knees.
'Twas not as bad as peanuts, no,
Though pizza is my downfall.
My insides writhe from head to toe,
Yes, pizza is the worst of them all.
A bucket of sauce, and a gallon of cheese,
All baked together in a calorie-rich crust.
Lots of salt, tons of fat, and don't forget the grease!
The poor little children eating it, is that really just?
Disclaimers and Trademarks
Hello, publishing companies, producers, writers, and downright citizens. Anything we post here that is copyrighted or trademarked or patented, we are very sorry, but we are not entitled to the rights. We take no credit for it. Unless, of course, it IS ours. Like CB's writings. Yeah. Those are ours. If it is obviously ours, or is plainly marked for us, then it is not yours. You can't have it. Haha.
So there, companies and plagiarists! Take THAT!
So there, companies and plagiarists! Take THAT!
The Doctor's Intro
Hello Everybody!
It's me, the doctor! Formerly known as "Aaron'' But seeing as this is blooming american, I've decided to fly around time, Fighting baddies like the daleks and the master. And goin to barcelona! Now thats just peachy, isn't it?
Anyways........ I've joined this blog to gather info on the weeping angels- they're in the area. So keep a lookout!
And remeber, keep calm, don't panic, and don't blink.
p.s. always bring a banana to a party!
and dont blink.
Monday, October 17, 2011
Another funny Dr. Who Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2rfTR1PJkk&feature=youtube_gdata_player It is amazing!!!
The Guilt is Eating You Alive
If you decided to, you would be crying, too. Nara couldn't believe she had just done it. It was the boldest thing she had ever done in her life. She had chosen to turn in her enemy for the crime that she had committed. Nara had stolen seventeen watches from the shop, and blamed it on her worst enemy. Even though it was her nemesis, the guilt was eating her alive.
Quite literally.
The symptoms began early one morning. The sun was shining down, the heat was warming Nara's face, and the bacteria were eating on her stomach.
The itchiness was unbearable. Nara couldn't resist going to the doctor. Nara couldn't resist anything since that morning. She had never liked green peppers, but now she was craving them all the time.
The doctor ordered x-rays. The doctor ordered biopsies on samples they had taken. The doctor ordered a nephrectomy, or a kidney removal. The doctor couldn't figure out what was wrong with Nara, but something was strangely, undeniably wrong.
The doctor couldn't find them because the bacteria didn't exist. The bacteria were figments of Nara's imagination, but they were unmistakably there, nevertheless. These bacteria were guilt. Guilt is both a feeling and a medical condition. Guilt is a sickness brought about by your mind, by your choices, but the sickness is truly real. And incurable by anyone else. The only thing that will stop the bacteria from eating Nara alive was herself. She had to right her wrongs, and then, only then, would the bacteria mysteriously vanish.
And Nara knew all of this. She knew she was the only one to make it better. She knew what the bacteria was. But she didn't want to right her wrongs, for it meant putting herself in a bad situation. Of course, it is just that that she had done already.
But Nara decided not to. She decided to soldier through her guilt.
But it only got worse.
She itched all over, she was always so tired, she was always confused and forgetting things she had obviously known before she lied about her crime. The bacteria must have gotten into her mind. They were driving her mad. She was mentally aging ten years every day.
But on she went.
And on.
And on.
And the bacteria went on and on.
Until one day. Nara was 37 years old that day. She got the mail. Inside the stack of junk mail was a letter from her nemesis. She had finally gotten out of jail.
Nara thought the itchiness would stop.
But it didn't.
It went on and on and on.
Finally, when Nara was 98 years old, the guilt finally got to her and she turned herself in. Finally, the itchiness stopped. The bacteria mysteriously vanished and everything was okay. Nara laid down on the ground and smiled. She was free.
After all of the suffering, Nara was free.
She was free to go.
Nara died with a pure heart.
Nara died guilt-free.
Quite literally.
The symptoms began early one morning. The sun was shining down, the heat was warming Nara's face, and the bacteria were eating on her stomach.
The itchiness was unbearable. Nara couldn't resist going to the doctor. Nara couldn't resist anything since that morning. She had never liked green peppers, but now she was craving them all the time.
The doctor ordered x-rays. The doctor ordered biopsies on samples they had taken. The doctor ordered a nephrectomy, or a kidney removal. The doctor couldn't figure out what was wrong with Nara, but something was strangely, undeniably wrong.
The doctor couldn't find them because the bacteria didn't exist. The bacteria were figments of Nara's imagination, but they were unmistakably there, nevertheless. These bacteria were guilt. Guilt is both a feeling and a medical condition. Guilt is a sickness brought about by your mind, by your choices, but the sickness is truly real. And incurable by anyone else. The only thing that will stop the bacteria from eating Nara alive was herself. She had to right her wrongs, and then, only then, would the bacteria mysteriously vanish.
And Nara knew all of this. She knew she was the only one to make it better. She knew what the bacteria was. But she didn't want to right her wrongs, for it meant putting herself in a bad situation. Of course, it is just that that she had done already.
But Nara decided not to. She decided to soldier through her guilt.
But it only got worse.
She itched all over, she was always so tired, she was always confused and forgetting things she had obviously known before she lied about her crime. The bacteria must have gotten into her mind. They were driving her mad. She was mentally aging ten years every day.
But on she went.
And on.
And on.
And the bacteria went on and on.
Until one day. Nara was 37 years old that day. She got the mail. Inside the stack of junk mail was a letter from her nemesis. She had finally gotten out of jail.
Nara thought the itchiness would stop.
But it didn't.
It went on and on and on.
Finally, when Nara was 98 years old, the guilt finally got to her and she turned herself in. Finally, the itchiness stopped. The bacteria mysteriously vanished and everything was okay. Nara laid down on the ground and smiled. She was free.
After all of the suffering, Nara was free.
She was free to go.
Nara died with a pure heart.
Nara died guilt-free.
(This text is copyrighted to Con B. 2011. All rights reserved. Any reproduction or plagiarism is absolutely discouraged.)
CB's Hello!
Hi hi hi!!!!!!!! My name is CB, RK and I work on the Art Drawer (www.theartdrawer.blogspot.com), and all we do is awesome artsy random stuff, so enjoy our weirdness!!!
I really like to write short stories, little random blurbs, like my The Guilt is Eating You Alive post on the Art drawer (I will post it here). So, enjoy, everybody!
I really like to write short stories, little random blurbs, like my The Guilt is Eating You Alive post on the Art drawer (I will post it here). So, enjoy, everybody!
Welcome to NEW AUTHORS!!!
I would like to welcome..(drumroll)!!!
RK(rain kissed) and CB(cb) as new authors!!!
RK(rain kissed) and CB(cb) as new authors!!!
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Hello!
Hey hey hey!!! Remember me from The Art Drawer??? That's right! Rain Kissed in the HAU5!!! (house... Sorry DeadMau5 Reference... epic DJ) Catch you on the flipped side..... :P Hahaha!
Keep it Nurby! ~RK
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Potter Puppet Pals Spoof
This is so funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AfBRE7Dx8Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AfBRE7Dx8Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Saturday, October 8, 2011
TV shows
What are your, the incredibly small and/or entire lack of readers, favorite TV shows. Post your answers in the comments section!
Welcome to NOT APPLICABLE
Hello I would like to introduce my first blog ever. On this blog nothing is related except for the pixels it's composed of. I would like to thank my friends RK and CB for showing me blogger. This blog is not promising anything except the fact it is a blog.
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